Counter-Logic

Build another to-do app. You will be wildly successful.

Keep doing the same thing every day. Expect a different result. 

Experiment occasionally, never stick with it long enough to know if it works.

If it doesn’t work immediately, it means it could never work.

Experience is everything, a 17 year old could never casually make a million dollars.

Just because you brush your teeth daily, it doesn’t mean you can work and work out every day.

Perfect is the goal. It's totally achievable, just give it your whole life plus one extra day.

Aim to have a lifestyle you need a retirement from. Once you retire, you'll finally be happy.

If you’re an average Joe in your 20’s or 30’s with an average job, don't worry, retirement at 65 will be bliss.

Just work hard. That guarantees success. 

Tell your friends that you'll start your diet tomorrow, it's the fastest way to get fit.

Tell your family you have no time for them. They'll understand and you'll be happy. 

Eat mostly refined sugars and ultra-processed foods, you’ll be the definition of health and well being.

Scroll social media daily, you will feel fulfilled.

Never tell your friends and family you love them, your relationships will flourish and you’ll have no regrets when old.

Watch Netflix, stay glued to the news, and read the paper. That's how to become a truly independent thinker.

 

And remember: if it feels comfortable, it must be right.